Nationality:Still German

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○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[  ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[  ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. ( <3 )
[  ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[  ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[  ] Its football...not soccer.
[  ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

Total: 4

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[  ] You wear flip flops all year.
[  ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[  ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] You're a sports fanatic.
[  ] You are tanned.
[  ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[  ] You have an Australian something

Total: 3

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[  ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[  ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 5

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. ( LOL NOPE . . . except "no se" 8'D )
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. ( //snicker )
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. ( sometimes ovo" )
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[  ] You can sing gospel. ( only in mah shower /shot )

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○● ( DIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII /brick'd )
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. ( it's gotta be fried )
[x] You are good at maths. ( lol nope )
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[x] You like Anime/Manga

Total: 5

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school. ( ? )
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 7

○● C A N A D I A N ○● ( ALIENS /shot )
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 4

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians. ( da faq )
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[xxx] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[] you like Belgian waffles.
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] you drive/own a French or German car.
[] you have a lot of comments on your government. ( BI )

Total: 2

○● D U T C H ○●
[] you like the colour orange.
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. ( does destruction count? )
[] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 2

Now, put as your title "I Am _______!" With the country you got the most.
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